- Armando Valdes-Kennedy (Self - Narrator (voice))
Episode: Toilet Paper Eating Patient
Air Date: 2005-12-12
Runtime: 45 min
A skier runs into bad luck after hitting a tree at 50 miles per hour when his blood will not clot and the power goes out at the emergency room. A woman with a habit of eating toilet paper complains of abdominal pains A patient in a correctional facility is found unresponsive and running a high fever.