- Benny Hill ()
- Henry McGee ()
- Bob Todd ()
- Nicholas Parsons ()
- Jackie Wright ()
- Helen Horton ()
- Bella Emberg ()
- Patricia Hayes ()
- Anna Dawson ()
- Felicity Buirski ()
- Helli Louise ()
Episode: Ernie (Fastest Milkman in the West)
Air Date: 1970-12-23
Runtime: 60 min
Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) was first performed on television in 1970, and released as a successful recording, topping the UK Singles Chart in December 1971, reaching the Christmas number one spot. The song also peaked at number 1 in Australia in February 1972. Hill received an Ivor Novello Award from the British Academy of Songwriters, Composers and Authors in 1972.