- Trey Parker (Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice))
- Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice))
- Mona Marshall (Sheila Broflovski (voice))
- Jennifer Howell (Bebe Stevens (voice))
South Park — S1E3
Episode: Weight Gain 4000
Air Date: 1997-08-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.