- David Letterman (Self - Host)
- Paul Shaffer (Self - Musical Director)
- Alan Kalter (Self - Announcer)
Episode: Martha Anne Godwin, Kristen Johnston, Lucinda Williams
Air Date: 1998-06-30
After several weeks of hype, hoopla, and anticipation, Dave finally does a ""Charts and Graphs"" segment; Dave claims that there's a webcam of him on the CBS site; child hollerin' champion Martha Anne Goodwin attempts to shatter Dave's eardrums.