- David Letterman (Self - Host)
- Paul Shaffer (Self - Musical Director)
- Alan Kalter (Self - Announcer)
Episode: Ray Romano, Jurassic 5
Air Date: 2002-11-27
Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one hour in the future; Bill DeLace presents ""Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Supermarket.""