- Mike Judge (Hank Hill / Boomhauer (voice))
- Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill (voice))
- Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill (voice))
- Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive (voice))
- Lauren Tom (Minh Souphanousinphone / Connie Souphanousinphone (voice))
Episode: Bystand Me
Air Date: 2005-09-25
Runtime: 22 min
When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply her with housekeeping tips in exchange for the answers to the New York Times crossword puzzles. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.