Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and Lois concoct an elaborate heist to steal the formula.
Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading to a round of therapy. Things worsen when Lois discovers "Frances" is the name of the Clam's new, pretty waitress.
In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Griffins' ancestors arrived in Quahog, and looks back at Quagmire's 1960s variety show.
After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he worries will hurt his chances with her.
