At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.
Seth MacFarlane
as Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker (voice)
Alex Borstein
as Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
as Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
as Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
as Joe Swanson (voice)
Arif Zahir
as Cleveland Brown (voice)
Mike Henry
as Cleveland Brown (voice)
Lacey Chabert
as Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Carlos Alazraqui
as Mr. Weed (voice)
Alex Rocco
as Soccer Mom (voice)
Wally Wingert
as The Pawtucket Patriot / Bert (voice)